ZombieSplitter53
Game Master 36 From Hanover Park, IL
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What the hell does that mean? Huh? China is here, I don’t even know what the hell that means, all I know is this “Lo Pan” character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light coming out of his mouth! 
We care for you zombie, and other do to. You are loved and you deserve it, and I will keep telling you this even if you don't believe it.
“Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.”
“Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?” 
*vigorously headpats*
"Curse you, Yugi Moto! Curse you and your Kuriboh!"
"Strong people don't put others down... They lift them up."
- Michael P. Watson
"Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I wanna pet that cat 
But how could shadows do so, Zelda? I'm not sure this plan was thought through... 
Alright Zelda... :P
Look! it's a Galarian Celeti- I mean Ponyta... yeah XD
I love that profile pic...
"Lower your cerebral pants cause I'm gonna Blow Your Mind!"
"I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other
I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color
I love it when you smile, that you smile wide
And I love how your torso has an arm on either side."
I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast.
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (oh!)
Grumble Kitty best kitty :P
Zombie were did you find that profile pic?
Ah Zamasu, the great genocide you'll soon grow up to become
"If I still had a penis, it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants. But enough about hypothetical erections..." -
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