ZombieSplitter53
Game Master 34 From Hanover Park, IL
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J U S T Z O M B I E 
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper, "They Live" (1988)
"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough." - Abraham Lincoln
When I'm down, I think of the Siamese twin whose brother is gay, whose boyfriend is coming over, and they share the same asshole. - Jay Mohr
Will you stop acting like a retard and climb?! It's only a few more floors anyway! - Tifa Lockhart, FFVII
Unbelievable. You, *subject name here,* must be the pride of *subject hometown here.* - GlaDOS, Portal
"A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference." - Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh
That's a picture... It is technically a picture.
Teacher: Yakko, can you conjugate? Yakko: Who, me? I never even kissed a girl. Teacher: No no no! It's easy. I'll conjugate with you.
Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck. :(
Android 18 best girl :3. Did you get to see the new Death Battle with her?
"I'm more of a well-wisher...in that I don't wish you any specific harm." - Moe Szyslak, The Simpsons
Grand Kai: Listen, Pikkon. I need you to go straight to hell for me. Pikkon: Yes, sir. Goku: That's not very nice...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant
"To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone." Reba McEntire
Call this profile pic "Attack on Tonberry".
“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.” ― Robert Downey Jr. 
Oh my god your profile pictures are adorable <3
No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln -
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