[defensive] "He is not Judge Judy and executioner!"
ZombieSplitter53
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"It's Frank! He's appointed himself judge, jury, and executioner!"
[defensive] "He is not Judge Judy and executioner!"
Darkness beyond twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows
Buried in the stream of time is where your power grows
I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand
Before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand
Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
DRAGON SLAVE!
"You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me."
"No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!"
"We need to make the most of the time we have — to live our lives the way we wanna live. Every minute... every moment, matters."
"Survival can be a matter of luck or skill. And you can't rely on luck."
"A good man who serves a great evil is not without sin. He must recognize and accept his complicity. He must open his eyes to the truth."
“If I kill my nephew, would it be murder... or charity?” 
"I'mma deck you in the Snoz."
♫ "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." ♫
"I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy."
"What's your middle-name?"
"Scooby-Dooby."
"Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?"
"One and the same.”
Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
VOILA!!
"All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One."
"Could you repeat that?"
How did you get to be so good?
Oh, just experience, I suppose. I started out as Road Runner.
[as Road Runner] Meep!
You mean "Meep, meep"?
No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.
Cute girl with big gun go brrrrr
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
"Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!"
"It's okay guys. Time is weird. Like... how can a quarter be past seven?"
"To much Pink Energy is Dangerous." -Zordon
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *dies*
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it! -
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