ZombieSplitter53
Game Master 36 From Hanover Park, IL
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"Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!"
"It's okay guys. Time is weird. Like... how can a quarter be past seven?"
"To much Pink Energy is Dangerous." -Zordon
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *dies*
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"
Master Tang - "I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
Wimp Lo - "If you have an ass, I'll kick it!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"
...Meowth, that's right!
What has two thumbs and is my best friend ever? Zombie!
And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula?
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." 
Happy B-Day! Like everyone else hope your day is filled with merriment and joy! 
Happy birthday zombie here’s hopping it’s filled with joy! 
Happy birthday Zombie!
"Wait, don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!!!"
"Seduction is like a game of chess, and I'm the queen... wait..."
"I Think Women And Seamen Don’t Mix."
“Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable.”
"OGRES! Man I got and ogre slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!"
"You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!"
"Ok, but if there's any girls there I wanna do them!"
"Those were five hundred dollar sunglasses, asshole." -
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