ZombieSplitter53
Game Master 33 From R'lyeh, Pacific Ocean, 47°9′S, 126°43′W
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"You think I wanna be an omniscient immortal being transcending time and space my whole life? I got ambitions man."
"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die; come watch TV." - Morty Smith (137), Rick and Morty
Any movie can be a drive thru movie if you build up enough speed. 
IS THAT LOLI PYRAMID HEAD
If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months...
So hush you little ones and have no fear, the man in the moon, he is the engineer.
"I love your hands ‘cause your fingerprints are like no other I love your eyes and their bluish, brownish, greenish color."
"This whole town's a pussy just waiting to be fucked!" - Michael Bolton, 'Jack Sparrow'
"Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist, cause I want to date you badly."
"The fate of billions depends upon you. Heh, heh, heh! ...sorry." Rayden, Mortal Kombat
Hansel: "I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan." Derek Zoolander: "I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. "
"Sometimes, dead is better." - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
"Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." -Sean Connery, 'The Rock'
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
J U S T Z O M B I E
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper, "They Live" (1988)
"Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough." - Abraham Lincoln
When I'm down, I think of the Siamese twin whose brother is gay, whose boyfriend is coming over, and they share the same asshole. - Jay Mohr
Will you stop acting like a retard and climb?! It's only a few more floors anyway! - Tifa Lockhart, FFVII -
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