ZombieSplitter53
Game Master 35 From Hanover Park, IL
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*vigorously headpats* 
"Curse you, Yugi Moto! Curse you and your Kuriboh!"
"Strong people don't put others down... They lift them up."
- Michael P. Watson
"Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I wanna pet that cat 
But how could shadows do so, Zelda? I'm not sure this plan was thought through... 
Alright Zelda... :P
Look! it's a Galarian Celeti- I mean Ponyta... yeah XD
I love that profile pic...
"Lower your cerebral pants cause I'm gonna Blow Your Mind!"
"I love your hands 'cause your fingerprints are like no other
I love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color
I love it when you smile, that you smile wide
And I love how your torso has an arm on either side."
I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast.
Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (oh!)
Grumble Kitty best kitty :P 
Zombie were did you find that profile pic?
Ah Zamasu, the great genocide you'll soon grow up to become
"If I still had a penis, it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants. But enough about hypothetical erections..."
I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener".
"You think I wanna be an omniscient immortal being transcending time and space my whole life? I got ambitions man."
"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die; come watch TV." - Morty Smith (C-137), Rick and Morty
Any movie can be a drive thru movie if you build up enough speed. -
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