ZombieSplitter53
Game Master 36 From Hanover Park, IL
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♫ "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." ♫
"I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy."
"What's your middle-name?"
"Scooby-Dooby."
"Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?"
"One and the same.”
Throw out your hands!
Stick out your tush!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!
You'll be surprised
You're doing the French Mistake!
VOILA!!
"All right, you thumbs, listen up. A one-armed man killed my wife Sabrina, a working girl. And now I'm a fugitive and in clear and present danger. I should be presumed innocent, but they're playing patriot games with me; Raiders, regarding Henry, Blade Runner and Air Force One."
"Could you repeat that?"
How did you get to be so good?
Oh, just experience, I suppose. I started out as Road Runner.
[as Road Runner] Meep!
You mean "Meep, meep"?
No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.
Cute girl with big gun go brrrrr
“Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
"Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!"
"It's okay guys. Time is weird. Like... how can a quarter be past seven?"
"To much Pink Energy is Dangerous." -Zordon
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!' Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *dies*
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it!
"The snozberries taste like snozberries!"
Master Tang - "I must apologize for Wimp Lo... he is an idiot. We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
Wimp Lo - "If you have an ass, I'll kick it!"
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight.
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power--Green Lantern's light!"
...Meowth, that's right!
What has two thumbs and is my best friend ever? Zombie!
And what better way to say, "I love you" than with the gift of a spatula?
"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." 
Happy B-Day! Like everyone else hope your day is filled with merriment and joy! 
Happy birthday zombie here’s hopping it’s filled with joy! -
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