ZombieSplitter53
Game Master 34 From Hanover Park, IL
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Zombie were did you find that profile pic? 
Ah Zamasu, the great genocide you'll soon grow up to become 
"If I still had a penis, it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants. But enough about hypothetical erections..."
I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener".
"You think I wanna be an omniscient immortal being transcending time and space my whole life? I got ambitions man."
"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die; come watch TV." - Morty Smith (C-137), Rick and Morty
Any movie can be a drive thru movie if you build up enough speed. 
IS THAT LOLI PYRAMID HEAD
If a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every six months...
So hush you little ones and have no fear, the man in the moon, he is the engineer.
"I love your hands ‘cause your fingerprints are like no other I love your eyes and their bluish, brownish, greenish color."
"This whole town's a pussy just waiting to be fucked!" - Michael Bolton, 'Jack Sparrow'
"Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample and I'm an impatient paleontologist, cause I want to date you badly."
"The fate of billions depends upon you. Heh, heh, heh! ...sorry." Rayden, Mortal Kombat
Hansel: "I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan." Derek Zoolander: "I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much. "
"Sometimes, dead is better." - Jud Crandall, Pet Sematary
"Your 'best'! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen." -Sean Connery, 'The Rock'
"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."
J U S T Z O M B I E
"There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses." -
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