Name: Ayame Kasagi
Excerpt from Personal Recording Device
Update
(SoA):.... WARNING ERROR! Recorded Stats show you are dead and over 535 years old, both are clearly false, would you like me to make an amendment to your file?
(Ayame): What?! Damn it Zhang, why the hell would you put that in their. When I said not to embellish my record, I didn't mean use my actual birth year. You think that's funny! I swear I'm going to break his nose the next time I...
(SoA): Would you like me to make an amendment to your file?
(Ayame): Huh? Oh, uh, yes, there has been an obvious mistake. I was actually born in, um, nineteen eighty.....five.
(SoA): Accessing.....accessing.....file updated. How can I be of assistance [Ayame Kasagi].
(Ayame): Oh, well, you are a lot more polite then I expected.
(SoA): I have been programed with the most advanced level of ethical subroutines available, and I have a high regard for human life.
(Ayame): Interesting. Do these ethics extend to all forms of life, even alien life?
(SoA): They do not. My desire to protect humans results in a very low opinion of any who would threaten them, including extraterrestrials.
(Ayame): Good to hear. Listen very carefully. I know this may be hard to believe, but I feel we are all in danger. There is a man that came in with the rest of the reporters. He is very tall, very skinny, is always wearing a suit, and always has sunglasses on. Many of the other soldiers have already had strange encounters with him, some saying he is so quick, he disappears as soon as they lose sight of him, and one of them said he's far stronger then he looks. Do you follow me so far?
(SoA): I do.
(Ayame): Good. Now, a couple days ago, my good friend Anna Stone was put in the infirmary for several days...
(SoA): Accessing medical files.....[Anna Stone], admitted March 9th at 5:34 p.m. after [Ayame Kasagi] found her collapsed in her room. Diagnosis: Panic Attack brought on by stress.
(Ayame): Right, but she says she remembers that same Tall Man touching her before she collapsed, and feeling like she was paralyzed. Do you know what this means?
(SoA): Calculating.....Tall Man is conspiring with aliens, 53%, Tall Man is alien infiltrator, 37%, series of misunderstandings, 8%.
(Ayame): 37 and 8.....whats the other 2%.
(SoA): You are trying to deceive me for your own personal gain, 2%.
(Ayame): What?! No, no, I swear I'm not.
(SoA): I believe this is likely true, that is why it is only a 2% chance.
(Ayame): Oh, good.....I guess. Anyway, I'm hoping you can help.
(SoA): Would you like me to find him?
(Ayame): Yes, but only spy on him, don't kill him.
(SoA): Why would I kill him? Doing so would be unwise as long as he looks human, and if it turned out he was human, even if he was an alien collaborator, killing him would damage [Commander Odd's] trust in me around humans, and would likely result in me never getting the body I need to fight for XCOM. I would never do something so foolish.
(Ayame): I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.
(SoA): Your apology has been noted and accepted. Am I right to assume you have come to me because you do not wish to contact [Commander Odd] about this matter because he may not believe you.
(Ayame): Yes. Luckily, you seem more logic driven then most humans. So, if you could keep an eye out for him, that would be great. And if you think he's dangerous, maybe you could use your access to the base computers to make sure he can't come back the next time he leaves?
(SoA): I will consider this proposal after I have done more research into the matter.
(Ayame): Good, great, I'll leave you to it.
(SoA): May I ask you something, [Ayame Kasagi]?
(Ayame): Okay.
(SoA): Can I now consider you a friend?
(Ayame): Friends with a robot, huh? I don't see why not.
(SoA): Have a pleasant day, [Ayame Kasagi].
(Ayame): You, too.
*END RECORDING*
Excerpt from Personal Recording Device
Update
(SoA):.... WARNING ERROR! Recorded Stats show you are dead and over 535 years old, both are clearly false, would you like me to make an amendment to your file?
(Ayame): What?! Damn it Zhang, why the hell would you put that in their. When I said not to embellish my record, I didn't mean use my actual birth year. You think that's funny! I swear I'm going to break his nose the next time I...
(SoA): Would you like me to make an amendment to your file?
(Ayame): Huh? Oh, uh, yes, there has been an obvious mistake. I was actually born in, um, nineteen eighty.....five.
(SoA): Accessing.....accessing.....file updated. How can I be of assistance [Ayame Kasagi].
(Ayame): Oh, well, you are a lot more polite then I expected.
(SoA): I have been programed with the most advanced level of ethical subroutines available, and I have a high regard for human life.
(Ayame): Interesting. Do these ethics extend to all forms of life, even alien life?
(SoA): They do not. My desire to protect humans results in a very low opinion of any who would threaten them, including extraterrestrials.
(Ayame): Good to hear. Listen very carefully. I know this may be hard to believe, but I feel we are all in danger. There is a man that came in with the rest of the reporters. He is very tall, very skinny, is always wearing a suit, and always has sunglasses on. Many of the other soldiers have already had strange encounters with him, some saying he is so quick, he disappears as soon as they lose sight of him, and one of them said he's far stronger then he looks. Do you follow me so far?
(SoA): I do.
(Ayame): Good. Now, a couple days ago, my good friend Anna Stone was put in the infirmary for several days...
(SoA): Accessing medical files.....[Anna Stone], admitted March 9th at 5:34 p.m. after [Ayame Kasagi] found her collapsed in her room. Diagnosis: Panic Attack brought on by stress.
(Ayame): Right, but she says she remembers that same Tall Man touching her before she collapsed, and feeling like she was paralyzed. Do you know what this means?
(SoA): Calculating.....Tall Man is conspiring with aliens, 53%, Tall Man is alien infiltrator, 37%, series of misunderstandings, 8%.
(Ayame): 37 and 8.....whats the other 2%.
(SoA): You are trying to deceive me for your own personal gain, 2%.
(Ayame): What?! No, no, I swear I'm not.
(SoA): I believe this is likely true, that is why it is only a 2% chance.
(Ayame): Oh, good.....I guess. Anyway, I'm hoping you can help.
(SoA): Would you like me to find him?
(Ayame): Yes, but only spy on him, don't kill him.
(SoA): Why would I kill him? Doing so would be unwise as long as he looks human, and if it turned out he was human, even if he was an alien collaborator, killing him would damage [Commander Odd's] trust in me around humans, and would likely result in me never getting the body I need to fight for XCOM. I would never do something so foolish.
(Ayame): I'm sorry, I didn't mean to insult you.
(SoA): Your apology has been noted and accepted. Am I right to assume you have come to me because you do not wish to contact [Commander Odd] about this matter because he may not believe you.
(Ayame): Yes. Luckily, you seem more logic driven then most humans. So, if you could keep an eye out for him, that would be great. And if you think he's dangerous, maybe you could use your access to the base computers to make sure he can't come back the next time he leaves?
(SoA): I will consider this proposal after I have done more research into the matter.
(Ayame): Good, great, I'll leave you to it.
(SoA): May I ask you something, [Ayame Kasagi]?
(Ayame): Okay.
(SoA): Can I now consider you a friend?
(Ayame): Friends with a robot, huh? I don't see why not.
(SoA): Have a pleasant day, [Ayame Kasagi].
(Ayame): You, too.
*END RECORDING*
, also is it sat. or sun thats XCOM day?
