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Dennis is somehow German. OKTOBERFEST!

It is?!

If Dennis dies early, he'll be haunting XCom HQ as a ghost. Like The Lovely Bones, but with aliens.

Hey guys, totally off-topic PSA, but everyone remember to stay safe during New Years, don't drive drunk, don't let your friends drive drunk, and call a cab if you can't get a ride home. Also, I think Ryan will make a fabulous Heavy. :D

I GOT IN! HOORAY! Everyone who didn't get in should apply for the open spots, pronto :D

You hear that, guys? We'd better send Matt in on the Newfoundland mission, the cold climate won't bother him one bit!

The aliens are all getting coal in their stockings.

A Whataburger is around the corner, most likely.

I don't think anyone is actually mad as hell, I was just (mis)quoting this classic speech Youtubers have my infinite sympathy for the crap that has been piled on them in the past week or so.

"We're mad as hell, and we're not going to bother ChristopherOdd about it though because it's a busy time during the holidays and whatnot, but we MIGHT EVENTUALLY do something crazy and destructive!" *knocks over trash can*

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PIXEL POLICE! *fires shredder rocket at own feet*

I, for one, am looking forward to getting my ass sniped off by Thin Men.

I'm just going by what the antfarm view shows.

You get a 10-20 dollar lump sum on sign up and UNLIMITED access to the Xcom HQ treadmill and bar.

...MEC surgery confirmed, then? o_O

Thank you to the ONLY TWO OF YOU that critiqued my bio. I HOPE THE CHRYSSALIDS TAKE THE REST OF YOU. I love you all. I tried to keep my app terse and mostly submitted only details that were either slightly interesting or slightly entertaining. I was going for a hand-written scouting report...

ARE YOU GETTING MEC AUGMENT SURGERY? o_O

DO MINE NEXT! (It's on page 2)

You can narrate your journal entries! Like Orson Welles!

It's fairly detailed and easy to read, but a little bit dry. Instead of listing the events that occurred to your character, think about why those events were important to your character's development. You also wrote several sentences about the fairly trivial details of how Tyler earned his...