Um. So if that rocket had misfired and killed half the squad, Largo probably would have gone down in history as the dumbest idiot in the history of X-Com. Thank goodness for miniscule blast radius differences! :D
Journal 4
Dennis Largo
Heavy Squaddie
Soldier
I wish I felt like drinking, but I don’t. Disregard that last sentence of that last journal entry. I’m looking at it right now, and it’s probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.These aliens are serious motherfuckers.
The last mission was...
Journal 3
Dennis Largo
Squaddie
Soldier
4 AM. Going to sleep in a minute. Didn’t die on my first mission. Killed alien instead. Zero injuries. Extremely drunk. Celebrated at bar. Many new friends. Wrote their names down somewhere. Sleep time!
Just woke up. 9 AM. Slept in my helmet. Sore neck...
Dennis Largo
Soldier
Rookie
Journal Entry 2
When I was enlisted, I didn’t have a lot of choice in how my day was going to be. If they wanted me in the mess hall serving grits, that’s where I went. If it was time for a patrol through a landmine-covered farm, I had to do it. If I got a day off...
The Thing sounds like a good dark-horse write in candidate, but I think our first movie should be a bonding experience. E.T. to get the hugs and friendship flowing, or the first two for maximum booze-fueled hilarity.