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Plasma doesn't pierce, it burns. It might melt your head like a candle, though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=whm_hwhbZT4#t=793 EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME

I missed the cutoff for this journal. :(

Um. So if that rocket had misfired and killed half the squad, Largo probably would have gone down in history as the dumbest idiot in the history of X-Com. Thank goodness for miniscule blast radius differences! :D

Journal 4 Dennis Largo Heavy Squaddie Soldier I wish I felt like drinking, but I don’t. Disregard that last sentence of that last journal entry. I’m looking at it right now, and it’s probably the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.These aliens are serious motherfuckers. The last mission was...

Journal 3 Dennis Largo Squaddie Soldier 4 AM. Going to sleep in a minute. Didn’t die on my first mission. Killed alien instead. Zero injuries. Extremely drunk. Celebrated at bar. Many new friends. Wrote their names down somewhere. Sleep time! Just woke up. 9 AM. Slept in my helmet. Sore neck...

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Dennis Largo, All-American German-Speaking Hero-Man. Now with Rockets©!

Dennis Largo Soldier Rookie Journal Entry 2 When I was enlisted, I didn’t have a lot of choice in how my day was going to be. If they wanted me in the mess hall serving grits, that’s where I went. If it was time for a patrol through a landmine-covered farm, I had to do it. If I got a day off...

It'll be our psychotic BFF tradition! <3 Also HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS PERFECT FILM IS AN AFFRONT TO ANYTHING

The Thing sounds like a good dark-horse write in candidate, but I think our first movie should be a bonding experience. E.T. to get the hugs and friendship flowing, or the first two for maximum booze-fueled hilarity.

All X-Com personnel are cordially invited to X-COM MOVIE NIGHT, courtesy of Commander Odd and Operative Largo's hard drive full of completely legally purchased Hollywood entertainment. The first film will be chosen from voting, of these three. Mac & Me: the timeless classic tale of friendship...

Propaganda is a thing that exists, guys.

Soldier Name: Dennis Largo Rank: Rookie Class: Rookie The Adventures of Dennis Largo, Super-Soldier Volume I, Part I: Where the Hell is Dennis Largo? If you’re reading this and I am dead, please feel free to publish my memoirs and send all proceeds to my mother. If the aliens got her, please...

Roger that!

Ryan is a sommelier?!