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"Who in God's name authorized this psychopath's realise?"
"That would be you, sir..."
"In that case I am a complete dumbass and should lose my title for this ridiculous act." *proceeds to yeet self into a cannon of a tank.*
happy pride month everybody, even if you’re in the closet you’re still a spectacular being who deserves to be loved and appreciated for who you are, and to everyone (even to those who aren’t in the community) may this month and many more bring you good fortune and may any pain you experience lighten as much as it can and as soon and as long as possible
“Hey, would it be so bad if I stayed
I'm just a ghost out of his grave
And I can't make love in my grave
I won't put white into your hair
I won't make noises in your stairs
I will be kind and I will be sweet
If you stop staring straight through me”
Megumin: Can I make an Explosion?
Kazuma: No...
Megumin: Really? I can do it?
Kazuma: No!
Megumin: Cowabunga it is!
There once was a maiden
Who burned so wonderfully, yet feared the flame.
So she offered her treasures as tinder, hoping to appease it.
But the flame only grew hungrier.
So she offered her kith as kindling, hoping to appease it.
But the flame only grew hungrier.
So she offered her family as fuel, hoping to appease it.
But the flame devoured the maiden.
"Nothing can escape their purpose," said her ashes.
“Turn off your porcelain face
I can't really think right now in this place
There's too many colors
Enough to drive all of us insane
Are you dead?
Sometimes I think I'm dead
Cause I can feel ghosts and ghouls wrapping my head
But I don't wanna fall asleep just yet”
Ghostly Gossip... the worst kind of gossip. Why you ask? Well... what would you do if some haunted house became the source of all the crazy shit that is being said about you? :P

Sorry... I couldn't help myself XD