STORY TIME WITH UTRAX. 10/10 SHOULD READ THIS THREAD

Utrax

Member
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>Playing Arma III Wasteland MOD on standard/low because my GTX Titan + i7 3970X Extreme Edition can't handle anything above it with a good friend.
>We're playing as Independent because we enjoy murdering everyone.
>My friend spots an empty heli, figuring we should check it out because we have never actually been in one.
>Holy shit, I'm flying the heli and I'm doing alright.
>Been in mid-air for about an hour, suddenly some plebs starts shooting at us from their vehicle, my friend hops in the back and tries to kill them off with a bazooka.
>He sucks too hard so he clearly missed with the bazooka.
>The engine stops working, forcing me to land the heli.
>Manages to fly the heli in the enemy vehicle, killing all five of them plus me and my friend.


IT WAS FUN.


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Meow

New Member
>Sucking at mw3
>joined mid game and had like..9-17
>game ends, we lose
>gg
>GG SAYS THE NOOB
>mfw
 

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Blue

Community Manager
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>Battefield 3 Beta
>Rocking some socks off with the then god-tier UMP
>Entire team calls me a "queer boner" at once
>Cry for minutes
>UMP sucks huge dick now.
 
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