Gamigon

Poke

You have poked the pork (which sounds absurdly close to a euphemism). What is your wish?

I want a medium cooked ham. *looks at you hungrily.*

Sorry, I'm too rare to be eaten.

How are things my hamfisted acquaintance?

I've been doing pretty good. Working on secret projects, enjoying life, that sorta stuff. You?

Work 48 hour weeks at my job. Trying to keep motivated to write.

rip in peace my dude. I could make some long metaphor/pun about ropes and straining yourself, but I'll just simplify it to take it easy, don't strain yourself too hard.

We arent allowed more than one day off either. We are that short staffed.

Holy crap man. Is the pay good at least?