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"Video Essay #2 - Christopher Cole - #05789341" Alrighty folks, I got the hang of this fancy toaster/camcorder now so let's try to be a little more formal with the start here. My name is Chris Cole, the date is March 10th, 2015, my official title is VISITOR INQUISITOR (oh well, the decorum was...

"Video Essay #1 - Christopher Cole - 0517895123" Hey... hello? Is this damn thing recor- oh there we go...damn new-fangled e-crap...I never was good with the pen (or in this case, some strange speaky-box-thing that took me 30 minutes to turn on), but that kook Odd told me I have to fiddle with...

First Name: Chris Last Name: Cole Nickname: inhumanehuman Gender: Male Height: 6'1" Weight: 230lbs Marital Status: Married Occupation: Chef Biographical Synopsis: To the Desk of Commander Odd: My name is Christopher Cole. I am an executive chef from Norfolk VA, and I would like to offer...