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First Name: Hank Last Name: Redwood Reason for application to X-COM: Honestly, I didn't want to join the army at all, let alone be a member of the "You-will-die-if-you serve-here-force" that's officially known as X-com. I was railroaded into the army by some asshole army-recruiter who heard the...

Name: Hank Redwood Place of Birth: Northern Australia Military Background: Very little, in fact the only reason he enlisted in the Army in the first place was because he had a nasty bout of the squirts, rushed into the nearest building intending to use the shitter only to find out that it...

I have, on this day, voluntarily enlisted myself, as an elite military soldier, in the X-COM special forces. I am giving myself, unconditionally, to the cause. I do bind myself to conform, in all instances, to such rules and regulations, as set forth by my supreme commander ChristopherOdd. I...